- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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