- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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