- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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