What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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