- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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