where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Katy Perry

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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