On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

13 =B you just learned something

Obama lin Baden.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Everybody will die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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