- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

The Princess is in another castle

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Ask me if im a tree? No

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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