- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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