- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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