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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

black people

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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