- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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