- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

That's illegal What? Your mom

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