- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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