- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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