Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Vaginal secretions

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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