You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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It's all Taggart

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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