- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Cancer.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

autistic kids rock

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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