- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

i wonder who made this website? a human

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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