- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Immigration Laws

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's your blood type? Red.

women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Who is it?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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