how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

knock knock who's there ?

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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