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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

your face

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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