- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A dyslexic blind man

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

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