What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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