Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Turkeys are obese

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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my mind's eye?

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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