Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

France had one revolution

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RUN

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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