- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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