- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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