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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.