What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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