Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Beka has AIDS

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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