- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

how do you call someone? use a phone

Whats 1+1? window!

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Beka has AIDS

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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