The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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