What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Okay.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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