- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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