- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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