- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Golf.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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