- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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