- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

2 black kids walk into school

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