- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

homosexual rights to marriage

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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