- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??