Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Anti Joke

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