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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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