- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

I'm HIV positive.

gingers

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A jew enters a mall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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