Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Anti Joke

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