Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

White NBA players.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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