- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Pickles are powerful

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Irish sobriety

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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