"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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