- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Grace Ackerson

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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