- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

field day?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Antijokes...

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Hellen keller

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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